What do you drive?

Three men met at a party, and it wasn’t long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove.

“I’m a veterinarian”, said the first fellow. “So, naturally, I drive a white ‘Vet“.

The second man said, “I own a sign company, so I drive a purple Neon“.

Clearing his throat, the third guy then sheepishly admitted, “Well, I’m a proctologist and I have a brown Probe.”

October 30, 2005   Posted in: Humor

One Response

  1. GUYK - November 1, 2005

    This probably holds true for everybody. I kind of jump around telling the whole truth when I tell a story; I drive a Dodge, But I also do my best to tell it like it is about politics; it is a Ram

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