Learning

A high school teacher was getting fed up with the students’ attitude toward tests so he laid down the law.
“There will be a test tomorrow; I will accept no absences and there will be no make-up test. The only reasons you can miss this test are if there is a death in your immediate family or there is a nuclear attack, period.”
Tommy, on the back row, raised his hand and was recognized by the teacher.
He asked, “What if I am sexually exhausted?” and the teacher replied,
“You’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand!”

November 26, 2005   Posted in: Humor

One Response

  1. GUYK - November 28, 2005

    I LOVE IT AND I AM GONNA STEAL IT!

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