Definitions

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

January 23, 2006   Posted in: Humor

3 Responses

  1. Dear Jane - January 23, 2006

    very funny. :lol:

  2. Gangstas & Hugs » Linkapalooza - 1/23/2006 - January 23, 2006

    [...] Definitions – The meanings of words you thought you already knew. My favorite: "SKELETON – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off." [...]

  3. Gangstas & Hugs - January 23, 2006

    Linkapalooza – 1/23/2006

    Every now and then I like to post a list of interesting links that I've found recently on the web. So today's post will be a list of web pages you should take a gander at.

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