Archive for February, 2006

Two women meet after dying

1st woman: Hi, my name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi, I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a [...]

February 28, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

24 and the Soaps

I have not watched “24” in a long time so I thought I would start watching the new season. I enjoy any story as long as it has some creditability, especially if it is set in our current time frame.
Last night it finally dawned on me what I was seeing, the writing, characters and camera [...]

February 28, 2006   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

Laws of the Natural Universe

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: [...]

February 26, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

Jethro Bodine math

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

February 25, 2006   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

PSA #049175

I was lookin at my stats and saw I was Number 1 of this search, how long this honor will last is unknown.
Considering that lofty ranking I should start using this Product

February 24, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Videos  Comments Closed

Perks of Being Over 60

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won’t [...]

February 24, 2006   Posted in: Humor  2 Comments