Archive for March, 2006

That Explains Everything

A man walked into a roadside tavern and as he looked over the crowded tavern, he saw an empty bar stool at the far end of the bar.
As he sat down on the bar stool, he noticed perched on a bar stool right next to him was a good looking, smartly dressed woman with beautiful [...]

March 31, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

Tell Me

Can anything go faster than the speed of light?

March 31, 2006   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

Breakfast

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walks in and asks “What’s for breakfast?”
She turns to him and says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”.
He, thinking it’s his lucky day, lays her over the kitchen table
And they have sex.
Afterwards he says, “What was that all about?”.
She says [...]

March 30, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

Feeling puny……

Since I got back I have been catching up on whats been going on in the blogkingdom, and I read where Acidman has been having some problems inside his torso…..
I didn’t write anything yesterday. I felt like Fido’s ass. I suppose that I’m going through a healing process, but a pain like a throbbing toothache [...]

March 30, 2006   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

My BD Cake

I guess my kids are still waiting for my “Perfection” to arrive… they don’t know I gave up along time ago.

March 30, 2006   Posted in: General  One Comment

New Wines Announced

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price …the $2-5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand [...]

March 29, 2006   Posted in: Humor  One Comment