Archive for July, 2006

Happy Birthday to:

Go say Happy Birthday to a good guy and one heck of a car driver…
It was yesterday and he is a shy and quiet person as he made no mention of it yesterday…

July 31, 2006   Posted in: Birthdays  One Comment

Stuttering

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she began, “I was in [...]

July 31, 2006   Posted in: Humor  2 Comments

PSA #093658

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any or your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put [...]

July 31, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

pitiful pathetic etc.

Describes my effort at blogging, when it is at it’s best, as no other words can describe it. I will be reading other blogs and say “hey, that reminds me of something and I should write about it“.
Well that inspiration lasts about a nano second as I guess I am stating to have “short term [...]

July 29, 2006   Posted in: Blogs  4 Comments

Answer this

Can you figure out what the words below have in common with each other?
Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Give it your best shot…

July 29, 2006   Posted in: General  3 Comments

Two Snakes

Two snakes are slithering down the sidewalk.
One says to the other, “Hey, are we poisonous?”
The other says, “I don’t know, why?”
The first snake says, “Because I just bit my lip.”

July 29, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed