Archive for November, 2006

hummm

Now I know why I have been hearing voices…..

Your Birthdate: March 16

You’re incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head.
You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking.
People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right.
You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side [...]

November 30, 2006   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

babel redux

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
[...]

November 30, 2006   Posted in: Humor  One Comment

volunteer needed

I am in search of a female 21 to 65 that is willing to help me to determine if I suffer from erectile dysfunction. As I am single and don’t have a girl friend, any help would be greatly appreciated to see if I need to answer any of the emails I have been getting [...]

November 28, 2006   Posted in: General  3 Comments

beer analysis

Yesterday, University of Texas scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 [...]

November 28, 2006   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

something’s wrong here

There is a phrase in law, “implied consent“.
n. consent when surrounding circumstances exist which would lead a reasonable person to believe that this consent had been given, although no direct, express or explicit words of agreement had been uttered..
Over the last 60+ years we have made no effort to overcome the fact that people [...]

November 27, 2006   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

kissing a fool

Some people can’t explain why they exist, proof is how easy they fall into a trap….

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November 27, 2006   Posted in: Videos  Comments Closed