john rambo
May 30th, 2007He’s back and over the top…
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gain 5 lbs the easy way
May 26th, 2007Another important information article provided for those in need, as always brought to you by the confabulator.
Girls with Naturally Skinny Figures AMAZED AT THIS ENTIRELY NEW WAY TO ADD 5 LBS. OF SOLID FLESH IN 1 WEEK OR NO COST!
New Natural Mineral Concentrate From the Sea, Rich in FOOD IODINE, Building Up Weak, Rundown Men and Women Everywhere.
THOUSANDS of thin, pale, rundown folks and even Naturally Skinny men and women are amazed at this new, easy way to put on healthy needed pounds quickly. Gains of 15 to 20 lbs. in one month 5 lbs. in one week are reported regularly.
Kelp-a-Malt, the new mineral concentrate from the sea gets right down to the cause of thin, underweight conditions and adds weight through a 3 ways in one natural process.
First, its rich supply of easily assimilable minerals nourish the digestive glands, which produce the juices that alone enable you to digest the fats and starches, the weight-making elements in your daily diet.
Second, Kelp-a-Malt provides an amazingly effective digestive substance which actually digests 4 times its own weight of the flesh-building foods you eat.
Third, Kelp-a-Malt’s natural FOOD IODINE stimulates and nourishes the internal glands which control assimilation the process of converting digested food into firm flesh, new strength and energy.
Three Kelp-a-Malt tablets contain more iron and copper than a pound of spinach or 7-1/2 lbs. of fresh tomatoes; more calcium than 6 eggs; more phosphorous than 1-1/2 lbs. carrots; more FOOD IODINE than 1600 lbs. of beef.
Try Kelp-a-Malt for a single week and notice the difference how much better you sleep, how firm flesh appears in place of scrawny hollows and the new energy and strength it brings you! Prescribed and used by physicians, Kelp-a-Malt is fine for children, too improves their appetities. Remember the name, Kelp-a-Malt, the original and genuine kelp and malt tablets. There is nothing else like them, so don’t accept imitations and substitutes.
Try Kelp-a-Malt today, and if you don’t gain at least 5 lbs. of good, firm flesh in 1 week, the trial is free. 100 jumbo size tablets, 4 to 5 times the size of ordinary tablets, cost but little. Sold at all good drug, stores. If your dealer has not yet received his supply, send $1.00 for special introductory size bottle of 65 tablets to address below.
KELP-A-MALT
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cell mate
May 24th, 2007I have found the perfect person to share a cell with Paris H for 23 days…
Cell Mate
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resurrection
May 22nd, 2007–noun: The act of rising from the dead or returning to life.
Last week had to be one of the worst I have every tried to live thru. It started when I went to Houston to spend Mothers Day with my Mom, Sister and hubby. Things started off in a bad way as on monday the 7th of May my brother in laws sister at the age of 52 upped and died. They held a memorial service in Las Vegas on saturday the 12th. While they were gone Mom and I spent saturday watching tv and relaxing.
They arrived back in Houston around 6:30 am on sunday and crashed for a few hours before we all went to Minute Maid park to watch the Astros play, Mom has been a Stros fan since they were called the Colt 45s. After the game I wanted to go to Red Lobster for some shrimp and of course their cheese rolls.
Now this is where my tale of woe takes a turn into the depths of hell, a place where no one wants to go. Around 3:00 am I was suddenly jolted awake by a rumbling in my gut that would make the eruption of MT Vesuvius sound like the whimper of a small dying animal. After wandering back to bed and waiting for others to rise and start stirring on monday morning I was trying figure out why I had became possessed by one of Satan’s Devils.
My sister said I must have been served one or two bad shrimp, I guess my sensitive stomach was not use to food that was not prepared by Dairy Queen or Sonic. Even though I felt kinda funky I started my 2 hour trip back home around noon and arrived home on auto-pilot as I was moving between bouts of extreme nauseous and feeling some what human.
I locked up the tank, went inside and laid down on the couch to rest between in frequent trips to the “head’ to purge my body of the evil doings going on inside, kinda like The Exorcist, bouts of green looking stuff accompanied by sounds from the depths of hell.
At my ever moving forward age, I knew that I needed to call upon all my resources to combat the evil that lurked in side of me, lest it over powered me and won the battle.
From that Monday afternoon until around 5:00 pm on Saturday, I lived on Country Crock Mashed Potatoes, toast along with H20 to wash it all down. My daily routine consisted of sleeping for short periods of time followed by trying to get my breathing under control.
Friday I made an appointment to see the Quack and get some relief from both my problems. After telling him my tale of woe he prescribed an antibiotic to combat any infection that my be lurking inside along with a corticosteroid for my emphysema.
Also he said I needed to start using a nebulizer to treat my emphysema, so now I get to suck in air through a liquid medicine that is turned it into a vapor 4 times a day. Oh the joys of getting old and almost worn out.
The only good thing about this is while at wally world on monday getting my scripts filled I heard a voice behind me and when I turned around there stood TCDW, so we had a short talk as she had to get back to work…
It’s nice to see a friendly face when you have returned to the living…
Now Erica that’s why I was not posting, I was dying and not doing a Zonker…
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mu.nu
May 10th, 2007I have came to the conclusion that Blogger is much better than mu.nu…
Blogger sucks….
mu.nu swallows…
Those on mu.nu should leave it and go some where else as there are other free blog sites that have more support to keep em up and running better than mu.nu
Some people wonder why I don’t leave comments on their sites, it’s because it has a hissy fit and you can’t access it.
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barking at the moon
May 10th, 2007I can’t understand how people think this would effect the bottom line of oil company. This type of email has been bouncing around for a few years and will be as long as people keep sending it.
The only way for you to make any impact on this subject is to get a hybrid, ride a bike or horse, roller skate and last walk.
NO GAS…On May 15th 2007
Body: Don’t pump gas on may 15th
Body: …in April 1997, there was a “gas out” conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that’s almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.
If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldnt) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ”Don’t pump gas on May 15th”
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