no satisfying a woman

Man with two penises loses wife

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: “I’ve got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back.”


September 15, 2007   Posted in: General

8 Responses

  1. Eric - September 27, 2007

    … you just can’t please some women, and that’s a fact…..

  2. billfry - September 25, 2007

    dumbass me. :oops:

  3. billfry - September 25, 2007

    get two wives.

  4. billfry - September 25, 2007

    just get two wifes. :evil:

  5. Becky - September 19, 2007

    :idea: looks like a butt hole to me.

  6. Poyt - September 19, 2007

    Maybe she’s just not into the anal thing. :mrgreen:

  7. Catfish - September 17, 2007

    I know the reason his wife packed her bags and left him. She was afraid of those two dicks, she knew he was going to use one on her pussy and stick the other one up her blown eye.

  8. jon - September 17, 2007

    I kept waiting for the punchline.

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