blonds are fun

August 24th, 2008

After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the driver’s window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.

“Ma’am,” he said. “I’m afraid we’re going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to see whether or not you’ve been drinking.”

The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said: “Lady, you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.”

“That’s amazing!” the girl cried. “You mean it shows that too!”

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