confabulation

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

With all the talk about Sarah Palin being not ready to assume the Presidency if something happens to McCain, look who would be next if something happened to both the President and the Vice President…
If Pelosi or Byrd gets defeated then who knows what fool would take their place…
Kinda scary isn’t it?…

I have been thinking of a way to express just how I feel about the current elected officials in Washington…

Listen to George Carlin talk about voting, but listen to how he refers to the Representatives and Senators in office, that’s where I agree with him…

I think that this November I will vote for a candidate from any party other than one from the Democrat or Republican offerings…

The current event going on in the House where they are trying to spend waste 700 Billion to correct a problem that they were all aware of for a long time, so I say to each and every Elected, Appointed, Staff Members that make their living in politics “Shame on You” and “Shame on the Voters” for sending you back every 2 or 6 years to continue the charade that Washington will make our life easier with no worries…

A pox on all of you!…

DUI - TEXAS STYLE

Only a person in TEXAS could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Hillbilly. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

This video was created by the National Weather Service…

Read this statement from a leftist blog carefully…

I’d take Hillary over Palin any day. At least Hillary knows what the heck she’s doing. I’ve had enough of incompetent government.

Seems all the leftist/socialist lunarbats don’t consider their elected demcrats to be responsible for any of the problems they see…

It’s always the Repbubs fault no matter what…

A few videos of High Island which is on Bolivar Peninsula east of Galveston…

Over the years I have learned a lot on cooking with out using a lot of pots and pans…

This video shows how you can fix a meal with a pot and a freezer bag, but it doesn’t have to be an omelet as shown you can use this method to heat frozen veggies and for any other items you would put in a pot…

I started using this way back when we would go camping, it works on a camp stove, camp fire or any method you can think of to boil the water…

If you have pre-teens give this a try and see how much fun they have…