Archive for October, 2008

Cory “The Driller” Miller

Watch the video , then read his email to Obama..

Mr. Obama,
Given the uproar about the simple question asked you by Joe the plumber, and the persecution that has been heaped on him because he dared to question you, I find myself motivated to say a few things to you myself. While Joe aspires to start [...]

October 31, 2008   Posted in: General  6 Comments

changes and appointments

confabulations spies and infiltrators have acquired from the Messiah his planned changes in the White House and some of his Cabinet appointments.
With our further ado I give you:
Whitehouse Changes:
the new head chef of the Whitehouse:

the Whitehouse tour guides:

the Rose Garden will be replaced with:

Cabinet Appointments:
Secretary of State:

Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare:

Secretary of Homeland [...]

October 31, 2008   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

I’m from the wrong generation

Man when I went to high school all the teachers looked like “Maude Frickert (YouTube Video)“.
Even at my age this creates a warm and fuzzy feeling in my nether region…
Teacher strips for students

She seductively stripped down to her underwear – to the joy of her howling students.
And she only stopped her X-rated High School musical [...]

October 31, 2008   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

Halloween Costume & Treats

This is my costume for tomorrow.

So thats what I will look like when I hand out this to all trick or treaters…

clikum for bigum

October 30, 2008   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

activity in the neighborhood

F-16 Escorts Plane In Vicinity of South Texas Project Nuclear Plant
The plane was not submitting a proper transponder code, which caused plant security officers to dispatch an F-16 fighter jet from Ellington Field to escort the plane back to Ellington Field, said Eller.
Security scare at STP diffused
Two unrelated incidents caused a scare at South Texas [...]

October 30, 2008   Posted in: General  Comments Closed

the nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. [...]

October 30, 2008   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed