Archive for November, 2008

new christmas carol

Considering the âcheeryâââ¬Â spirit this year, top financial consultants have composed a new Christmas carol below.
To be sung to the tune of âSanta Claus is coming to Townâââ¬ÂÂ
Youâââ¬ââ¢d better watch out
Youâââ¬ââ¢d better not cry
Youâââ¬ââ¢d better keep cash
Iâââ¬ââ¢m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.
Itâââ¬ââ¢s hitting you once,
Itâââ¬ââ¢s hitting you twice
It doesnâââ¬ââ¢t care if youâââ¬ââ¢ve been [...]

November 30, 2008   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

keep moveingon.org

You would think they would be happy now…

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November 29, 2008   Posted in: Political  Comments Closed

I found a woman who I can satisfy

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.
Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), [...]

November 29, 2008   Posted in: Humor  2 Comments

why did the turkey cross the road?

why?…
It was the chickens day off!…

November 27, 2008   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

what I looked like long ago

a few of the ladies, Pam, Joan and Christina are showing photos of themselves as preteens and daring challenging urging goading asking others to also be showoffs …
not one to be afraid to go whole hog here I am circa 1944 with my cousin Karen…

clikum for bigum
notice the bandage on my left knee, [...]

November 21, 2008   Posted in: Long Ago  4 Comments

kiss me

A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up. ‘
He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard
the voice say a gain, ‘Pick me up.’
He looked in the water [...]

November 20, 2008   Posted in: Humor  2 Comments