confabulation

Considering the “cheery” spirit this year, top financial consultants have composed a new Christmas carol below.

To be sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is coming to Town”

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It’s hitting you once,
It’s hitting you twice
It doesn’t care if you’ve been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It’s worthless if you’ve got shares
It’s worthless if you’ve got bonds
It’s safe when you’ve got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

You would think they would be happy now…

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.

The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

She said: “Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don’t seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily.”

Source: Woman has 200 orgasms a day

why?…
▼ Show Me:

a few of the ladies, Pam, Joan and Christina are showing photos of themselves as preteens and daring challenging urging goading asking others to also be showoffs …
not one to be afraid to go whole hog here I am circa 1944 with my cousin Karen…

clikum for bigum

notice the bandage on my left knee, I still have a 2 inch scar to remind me to watch where I am running…

A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up. ‘

He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard
the voice say a gain, ‘Pick me up.’

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, ‘Are you talking to me? ‘The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!’

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully
and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, ‘What, are you nuts?Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.’

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said;

‘Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.’

With age comes wisdom.

A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, “Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions”.
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how Many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes Through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, Mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree”.
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes — dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Once again it’s time for you to consider making a donation to Project Valour-IT…


I selected the Army this year to honor my son who has 22 years of service with the Army…

I know that some of you may have fallen on hard time recently, but think about the military personnel that benefit from this program, see if you can give at least $5.00 to this program by clicking on the green “Donate” button on the right…

The competition lasts through Thanksgiving Day…

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