Archive for February, 2009

sobriety test

This is faster than having a guy blow on a tube for his alcohol blood level…

 
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February 25, 2009   Posted in: Videos  Comments Closed

damn words

* A seamstress, and a sewer, fell down into a sewer line.
* After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
* At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
* He could [...]

February 25, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

I wonder if jimbo would like this

Good guy Parkway Reststop is not shy about expressing his fondness for vodka…
So jumbo here is a look at a new taste for you…

Skittles Vodka

February 23, 2009   Posted in: Blogs, Humor  Comments Closed

a child’s interpretation of the bible

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did.
Then God made the world..
He split the Adam and made [...]

February 22, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

now what do I do?

Going back to Oklahoma has just got a little more complicated for me as I am not one to embrace all this “we gotta keep every on safe no matter the costs to you“.
guess I will go back to driving to Oklahoma no matter the cost of gas…
there is just to much “Big Brother” crap [...]

February 20, 2009   Posted in: General  4 Comments

PSA #2930

here is the latest innovation on clothing maintenance …
if you just gotta have one, go to Bra Dryer is a patent pending appliance for drying bras.

February 20, 2009   Posted in: Humor  One Comment