ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
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Written on Mon, 23 January 2006 at 9:35 am
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January 23rd, 2006 at 11:01 am
Linkapalooza - 1/23/2006
Every now and then I like to post a list of interesting links that I've found recently on the web. So today's post will be a list of web pages you should take a gander at.
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January 23rd, 2006 at 11:03 am
[...] Definitions - The meanings of words you thought you already knew. My favorite: "SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off." [...]
January 23rd, 2006 at 1:21 pm
very funny.