Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

ole Butch

John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This… took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell [...]

October 23, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

don’t take a leak in your garden

This is what happens to your crops when you take a whiz while standing in your garden…

August 13, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

New Pizza Ordering System 2010

 
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August 11, 2009   Posted in: Humor, Videos  Comments Closed

Who is Jesus?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin [...]

June 16, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

Dangers of ageing

Ever wonder what happens to old people?…

May 13, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed

Obamas’ road map for the US

coming soon from the Department of Transportation…

April 7, 2009   Posted in: Humor  Comments Closed