Archive for the ‘Ridiculous’ Category

read links and tell me why those stories are just wrong

Girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics of herself on Myspace
So she victimized herself?…
TRENTON, N.J. (AP) – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com – charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
East Shore M.S. [...]

March 30, 2009   Posted in: Ridiculous  Comments Closed

my stimulus application was passed

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs
(including transfer of funds to confabultor for the confabultor Personal Economic Stimulus Program)
For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be [...]

February 15, 2009   Posted in: Ridiculous  Comments Closed

request your stimulus

To get your stimulus request in Go here
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February 15, 2009   Posted in: Ridiculous  Comments Closed

Stimuli Shituli

I see nothing in any of the following that needs to be included as they do not need any money to keep functioning.
This is a classic example of what is know as “Pork“…
Examples Of Spending In The “Stimulus” Bill:
$650,000,000 for coupons and related activities relating to the digital-to-analog converter box program.
$300,000,000 for hybrid, electric and [...]

February 14, 2009   Posted in: Ridiculous  Comments Closed

Little Blue Book

I guess if Mao could have his little book so can the messiah…
Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama’s speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this [...]

January 25, 2009   Posted in: Ridiculous  Comments Closed

I am confused

Am I the only person who thinks that Obama is not an African-American, but just another guy who was born into a African-Caucasian marriage?. He has a white mother and a black father which makes him only 50% of each…
Yet all during the campaign his advisers and supporters conveniently side stepped that in favor of [...]

January 20, 2009   Posted in: Ridiculous  Comments Closed