The son asks his father, “Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions”.
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how Many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes Through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, Mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree”.
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes — dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

I know that some of you may have fallen on hard time recently, but think about the military personnel that benefit from this program, see if you can give at least $5.00 to this program by clicking on the green “Donate” button on the right…

The competition lasts through Thanksgiving Day…

Every cent raised for Project Valour-IT goes directly to the purchase and shipment of laptops and other technology for severely wounded service members. As of November 2008, Valour-IT has distributed over 2700 laptops to severely wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines across the country, and is now expanding its mission to include other technology that supports physical and psychological recovery.

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“Have locked myself in my room because the place is full of little idiots — who cannot spell Barack Obama’s name and could not name one of his foreign or domestic policies — running around screaming obscenities about George Bush, conservatives and how Sarah Palin is a bitch. I love democracy!”

Even so, the people spoke. A victory for the hysterical Oprah Winfrey, the mad racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, the mainstream media who abandoned any sense of objectivity long ago, Europeans who despise America largely because they depend on her, comics who claim to be dangerous and fearless but would not dare attack genuinely powerful special interest groups. A victory for Obama-worshippers everywhere.

Last paragraph:
Most of all it was a terrible defeat for democracy and the United States. A politician of nothing defeated a nothing politician and a credulous electorate screamed in adoration. I fear we will all suffer very much indeed.

Source: Whole world will pay for America’s electoral mistake

Hell, they waited until MLK was dead before having roads and holidays named after him…

This has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have heard in a long time,

The happinging is in Topeka and I wonder if Vemomous Kate, who lives in that area is going to attend?…

Plans are being made to promote a national holiday for Barack Obama, who will become the nation’s 44th president when he takes the oath of office Jan. 20.
“Yes We Can” planning rallies will be at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. every Tuesday at the downtown McDonald’s restaurant, 1100 Kansas Ave., until Jan. 13. The goals are to secure a national holiday in Obama’s honor, to organize celebrations around his inauguration and to celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abraham Lincoln, who was born on Feb. 12 1809.

Source: Planning under way for Obama holiday

So if you believe in Hope and Change and Sharing the Wealth now you can stand up and share…
Tell all you friends and neighbors along with family member about my quest and ask them go mark their vote for “confabulation”
thank you one and all…

Just click on the Award Image at it will take you to the catergory I am in and scroll down a long way till you see “confabulation“, and click on the little green “+” to vote for me…

The nomination period is scheduled to end on Wednesday, November 19, 2008.

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The photo was taken in the early 50’s…

make up your mind….

Source: “I want my money today! It’s my money. I want it right now!”

“Still that’s not right. I’m disappointed. I’m glad for the president, but I’m disappointed in this system,” said Diane Jefferson, temporary campaign worker.

“It should have been $480. It’s $230,” said Imani Sankofa.

“They gave us $10 an hour. So we added it. I added up all the hours so it was supposed to be at least $120. All I get is $90,” said Charles Martin.

“I worked nine hours a day for 4 days and got paid half of what I should have earned,” said Randall Waldon.

hey guys the difference is called “Income Tax”…

welcome to the “working maans world”!!!…

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