I know what Acidman would do…
Rob at Gut Rumbles replies with What would I do? in reference to this comment.
I wonder what would happen at the Crackerbox on Christmas morning if someone left a cute little kitten with a bow on it outside your door….
Well here is the answer
December 15, 2005
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From the past
I have been reading all the praises of John Lennon that are prevalent on blogs today, as it is the 25th anniversary of his death.
Many of them expound of their worship of Lennon and some are only a short comment on the anniversary. I was not a Beatles fan as such, even though I enjoyed some of their music.
I did find one tribute to Lennon that talks of Twenty-five years ago today, and that elegant homage brought tears to my eyes.
December 8, 2005
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Staying Fit
I know this works Professor Loses Weight With No-Diet Diet, as I have gone away from 3 meals a day to only eating when I get hungry. I know some will say “BS” but it works for me as I weigh in at 161 lbs at 5-8 which is only 10lbs over my weight of 40 yrs ago. Some of it may be the genes passed to me from my parents as they were not overweight like people today.
From the article here are a few quotes:
There is a catch to this no-diet diet, however: Intuitive eaters only eat when they’re hungry and stop when they’re full.
That means not eating a box of chocolates when you’re feeling blue or digging into a big plate of nachos just because everyone else at the table is.
The trade-off is the opportunity to eat whatever your heart desires when you are actually hungry.
In a small study published in the American Journal of Health Education, Hawks and a team of researchers examined a group of BYU students and found those who were intuitive eaters typically weighed less and had a lower risk of cardiovascular disease than other students.
My ex-wife still complains that I have not put on weight as she has, to which I reply … what’s your point.
December 7, 2005
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Penance
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”
The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”
The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!”
The Irishman replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in.”
December 5, 2005
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Addiction or Obsession
While scanning my feeds for something interesting I saw this Hooked on the Web: Help Is on the Way.
Reading the article I saw this phrase “onlineaholics” and thought that was a good definition of some people who blog.
There are some bloggers who will have 5 to 10 posts a day and then surf to other blogs and leave comments on most every post they read, it makes wonder if they fall into that category.
Are you an “onlineaholic“?.
December 4, 2005
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Peaches
An Old farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked; “would you like to buy some peaches?”
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked; “are they as firm as this?”
He nodded his head and said, “yes” and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking; “are they nice and pink like this?”
The farmer said “yes” and another tear came from the other eye.
The lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and asked, “are they as fuzzy as this?”
He again said “yes” and broke down crying.
The lady said “what in the world is wrong with you?”
Drying his eyes he replied; “the drought got my corn, the flood got my cotton, and now I’m gonna get %$#*!~ out of my peaches.”
December 2, 2005
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