Changing Times
November 30, 2005
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Jabar Gibson updated
For the life of me I can’t understand the praise this guy is getting, granted his bringing those other people with him was a nice gesture but I ask what was his motive in taking them with him.
My guess is he wanted to get out of town any way he could because of the charges he had hanging over his head.
When he arrived in Houston and I saw the story on TV I thought good for him and I still give him credit for that.
The later I found out about his charges and said so he is not a solid citizen.
The I read where he was Arrested For Possession Of Narcotics
November 25, 2005 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Suspects Arrested For Possession Of Narcotics
New Orleans, LA- This afternoon, members of the New Orleans Police Department’s Special Operations Division arrested 20-year-old Jabar Gibson of 2025 Whitney Avenue and 20-year-old Gary Burnett of 2025 Leboeuf Court and booked them with possession on narcotics. The incident occurred at approximately 12:30 p.m., in the 2100 block of Leboeuf Court (Fisher Housing Development).
According to investigators, Officers Cory McKain and Michael Pierce were on routine patrol when they observed the driver of a 2005 green Chevy Impala recklessly turned into the 2100 block of Leboeuf Court. When the officers attempted to stop the vehicle, the driver and passenger exited the vehicle and fled on foot. As the officers were chasing the suspects on foot, they observed the driver of the vehicle later identified as Jabar Gibson discard a bag of narcotics and the passenger later identified as Gary Burnett discard a bag of narcotics. After a brief foot pursuit, both suspects were arrested without further incident.
Both suspects were transported to Central Lock-Up and booked with the below listed charges.
Arrested: 20-year-old Jabar Gibson ( No photo available)
2025 Whitney Avenue 3-cBooked with: Reckless operation of a vehicle
No seat belt
No drivers license
Possession with the intent to distribute heroin
Prior to his latest arrest, Gibson told a reporter, “I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, a lot of times. But that’s all behind me now. I feel like the Lord, all the problems I was going through, he just turned it around for me.”
Yeah and a leopard can change his spots, and this guy will continue being a thug….
LINKS:
Katrina Hero Arrested on Heroin Charges
Suspects Arrested For Possession Of Narcotics
November 28, 2005
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Learning
A high school teacher was getting fed up with the students’ attitude toward tests so he laid down the law.
“There will be a test tomorrow; I will accept no absences and there will be no make-up test. The only reasons you can miss this test are if there is a death in your immediate family or there is a nuclear attack, period.”
Tommy, on the back row, raised his hand and was recognized by the teacher.
He asked, “What if I am sexually exhausted?” and the teacher replied,
“You’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand!”
November 26, 2005
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WTF is going on with this!
TAMPA, Fla. – A female teacher pleaded guilty Tuesday to having sex with a 14-year-old student, avoiding prison as part of a plea agreement.
Debra Lafave, 25, whose sensational case made tabloid headlines, will serve three years of house arrest and seven years’ probation. She pleaded guilty to two counts of lewd and lascivious battery.
If the genders were reversed do you think a 25 yr old man would get the same deal?. Why is it that society seems to view a woman who does this so much different than a a man. I guess it is ok for a teen age boy to have sex with a married woman who is in a position of authority but it his sister becomes a “victim”.
If she was a man, they would want to cut his balls off and hang him upside down as a notice to all men not to even think about it.
Source: Fla. Teacher Pleads Guilty in Sex Case
November 22, 2005
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Snakes
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.
It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.
The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.
He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on his rear end. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor. His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance
The attendants rushed in, wouldn’t listen to his protests and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out. About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That’s when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.
The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.
But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, he tried to use CPR to revive her.
The neighbor’s wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband’s mouth on the woman’s mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.
The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had been bitten by the snake.
She went to the kitchen and got a small ! bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man’s throat. By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred.
They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake. The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.
Just then the little snake crawled out from under the sofa. One of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table fell over and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke it started a fire in the drapes.
The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.
Meanwhile, the burning drapes were seen by the neighbors and they called the fire department, and the arriving fire truck had started raising its ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and put out the electricity and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area but they did get the house fire out.
Time passed.
Both men were discharged from the
hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car, and all was right with their world.
A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought they should bring in their plants for the night.
That’s when she shot him.
November 21, 2005
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Panic attack!!!!
November 15, 2005
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